Oblivion Alchemy Disaster
How do I remove a 5-inch mage’s staff from a bottle of Skooma and melted Troll fat? By the nine divines!
A Reddit screenshot shows a bizarre question about removing a mage’s staff from a bottle containing Skooma and melted Troll fat, followed by an alarmed response invoking the Nine Divines. The joke parodies the strange alchemy and fantasy items of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, presenting an absurdly inappropriate magical accident as a serious problem. EN: A Reddit screenshot shows a bizarre question about removing a mage’s staff from a bottle containing Skooma and melted Troll fat, followed by an alarmed response invoking the Nine Divines. The joke parodies the strange alchemy and fantasy items of The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, presenting an absurdly inappropriate magical accident as a serious problem.
- @eternalclassic / 72878 2025-07-20
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- Reddit screenshot
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- 800×588 · 53.3 KiB
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- absurd, shocked
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- en
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