Janitor Candidate Consequences

>job i interviewed at calls me back and says they went foward with another candidate >i reply "there will be consequences" and hang up wagie status:owned >be me >tasked with finding a suitable candidate for an open janitor position at our business >really not that hard, we just ask that you have a high school diploma and no criminal record >huge, absolute refrigerator of a man waddles into our office >didn't apply online, hands me a stained resume written in pencil >breathing heavily the entire time while staring at the picture of my kids on my desk >no employment history, just wrote "please" and "airfryer" down >jesus f[?]ing christ >ffw to today, call him back to let him know the position has been filled >he stammers out "t-there w.. there will be cons-" >"sorry, what did you say?" >he hangs up

A 4chan-style greentext describes an absurd job interview for a janitor position. The enormous, unsettling applicant has almost no qualifications, writes “please” and “airfryer” on a stained resume, and then threatens consequences when rejected, turning a routine hiring call into dark, exaggerated comedy. EN: A 4chan-style greentext describes an absurd job interview for a janitor position. The enormous, unsettling applicant has almost no qualifications, writes “please” and “airfryer” on a stained resume, and then threatens consequences when rejected, turning a routine hiring call into dark, exaggerated comedy.

• @eternalclassic / 72837 2025-07-19