Teleporting With a Shirt

so you can teleport here only as far as you can throw a piece of your own clothing because I'm gonna stunt with a shirt I want to land right on my feet I want to minimize damage so

A man in a green cap explains that he can teleport only as far as he can throw a piece of clothing. He throws his shirt toward the house and immediately launches himself after it, but crashes into the air-conditioning unit instead of landing on his feet. The joke is the absurdly confident plan followed by an instant, painful-looking failure, making it useful as a reaction to overconfident attempts. EN: A man in a green cap explains that he can teleport only as far as he can throw a piece of clothing. He throws his shirt toward the house and immediately launches himself after it, but crashes into the air-conditioning unit instead of landing on his feet. The joke is the absurdly confident plan followed by an instant, painful-looking failure, making it useful as a reaction to overconfident attempts.

• @eternalclassic / 72356 2025-07-09