Shrek's Morning Texts Go Wrong
8:20 AM Good morning Good morning how you sleep 1:29 PM Your boring Ok get naked and start clapping that ass
Fiona sends Shrek a polite good-morning message, but he responds with an unexpectedly sexual demand. The joke comes from the mismatch between her innocent greeting and Shrek’s blunt, escalating reply, making it useful as an absurd reaction to awkward or overly forward texting.
Shrek / Шрекred-haired woman / рыжеволосая женщинаgreen ogre / зелёный огрgreen dress / зелёное платьеgray knitted vest / серый вязаный жилетtext message bubbles / пузыри текстовых сообщенийsmartphone chat screenshot / скриншот чата смартфонаsunset landscape / пейзаж на закатеhand gesture / жест рукой
- @eternalclassic / 72322 2025-07-08
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×793 · 148.3 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, vulgar
- Language
- en
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