Mayonnaise Book Mark

Maturing is realizing you can use mayonnaise as a book mark IT STARTS WITH US COLLEEN HOOVER

A person holds open a paperback, pours mayonnaise onto its pages, briefly closes it, and then reopens it with a mayonnaise smear acting as a bookmark. The joke is the absurd adult “maturing” realization that mayonnaise can mark your place in a book, made even funnier by the elegant, dramatic Chopin Nocturne in E-flat Major, Op. 9, No. 2 by Frédéric Chopin, performed by Roland Pöntinen, playing over the ridiculous discovery. EN: A person holds open a paperback, pours mayonnaise onto its pages, briefly closes it, and then reopens it with a mayonnaise smear acting as a bookmark. The joke is the absurd adult “maturing” realization that mayonnaise can mark your place in a book, made even funnier by the elegant, dramatic Chopin Nocturne in E-flat Major, Op. 9, No. 2 by Frédéric Chopin, performed by Roland Pöntinen, playing over the ridiculous discovery.

♪ Фредерик Шопен & Roland Pöntinen — Nocturne in E - Flat Major, Op. 9, No. 2: I

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