Kernel Developers Are Too Influential

LOOK MOM C KERNEL DEVLOPERS DON'T LOOK AT THEM, RICKY. I DON'T WANT YOU TO BE INFLUENCED BY... OH GODNO [ 2.55176] Adding 10438/?? swap on /dev/sda4. [ 2.97292] FAT-fs (sda1): Volume was not properly... [ 88.543243] hellokernel: loading out-of-tree mod... [ 88.5433] "IT'S TOO LATE MOTHER..." I've seen everything... Goodbye, Mother. [124.650892] bash (381) used greatest stack depth: 4096 ~> exit logout Connection to localhost closed.

A child proudly points out kernel developers while his mother warns him not to look because she does not want him influenced by them. The terminal underneath reveals that the warning came far too late: the child is already deeply immersed in Linux kernel culture and dramatically logs out.

• @dev_meme / 6451 2024-12-12