The Ideal iPhone According to the EU

The ideal iPhone, according to the EU: - USB-A port *and* a 30-pin connector - 3.5mm headphone jack - charger + an extension cord included in the box - replaceable battery - 60Hz display - open-sourced iOS with the option to switch between iOS and Android - SD card slot THANKS EVERYONE, FOR ALL YOUR PETITIONS AND SUGGESTIONS... BASED ON THOSE, I AM NOW SO PROUD TO ANNOUNCE THE iPHONE 17 Android / iOS switch Antenna Rotary controls Radio 8 track player Kickstand RCA jacks Punchcard reader Hand strap Shatter-proof acrylic screen protector View-Master VR slot Flap-out keyboard under hinged panel (also hides AA battery compartment) Stylus pen slot Guitar jack Floppy drive AC power CD burner 3.5mm headphone jack Ear trumpet On surface of subwoofer and Super 8 film projector MagSafe MagSafe 2

An absurdly oversized iPhone is presented with every requested legacy feature: USB-A, a headphone jack, removable battery, SD card slot, floppy drive, radio, punch-card reader, and even an ear trumpet. The joke sarcastically imagines Apple responding to EU regulations and user petitions by making the iPhone 17 an impossible retro all-in-one device. EN: An absurdly oversized iPhone is presented with every requested legacy feature: USB-A, a headphone jack, removable battery, SD card slot, floppy drive, radio, punch-card reader, and even an ear trumpet. The joke sarcastically imagines Apple responding to EU regulations and user petitions by making the iPhone 17 an impossible retro all-in-one device.

• @gentoomemes / 7544 2023-11-24
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