Linux Users Complain About Windows

>I hate microsoft and think they are legitimately the devil and are trying to harvest my data to get my house invaded by joe biden lizardians who want to make me watch twerking shemale videos and inject me with gay juice >instead of doing the logical thing and moving onto an open source program like Linux which has a gorillion different versions I can try that have modern features + support, I will complain on /v/ that they aren't supporting my almost 20 year old OS which is complete swiss cheese in terms of security from that evil corporation that I hate I don't remember XP users being nearly this unhinged.

A Shiba Inu appears above a 4chan-style greentext rant from an irrational Windows XP user who intensely hates Microsoft yet refuses to switch to Linux. The punchline is the absurd contradiction between paranoid complaints about Microsoft and the refusal to use an obvious open-source alternative, ending with a jab at unhinged XP users.

• @gentoomemes / 7098 2023-11-02