Microsoft Azure Everything Is Hacked

Anonymous 📰 Azure HACKED - master key STOL(...) 09/29/23(Fri)14:25:32 No.96298077 Karl Voit @publicvoit@graz.social After basically the whole #Microsoft #Azure cloud was hacked (see list of related sources on karl-voit.at/cloud/), the first follow-up incidents went public caused by missing containment actions: 60,000 emails were stolen from 10 #USA #StateDepartment accounts reuters.com/world/us/chinese-h... If you didn't understand until now: basically EVERYTHING at Microsoft got hacked and Microsoft can't (or won't) get rid of the intruders. Everything authenticated by Microsoft is tainted. Even #Windows auth. >azure master key STOLEN by Storm-0558 >60 thousand state department emails also STOLEN >azure cloud hacked and BACKDOORED >github hacked and BACKDOORED >windows auth COMPROMISED >all microsoft services SUSPECT >state sponsored CHINESE hackers running wild on all services >microsoft is POWERLESS to stop them >windows kek's BTFO

A screenshot of a forum post shows a Mastodon-style post about Microsoft Azure, stolen State Department emails, and Chinese hackers, followed by green anonymous-board text listing a cascade of Microsoft compromises. The joke is the exaggerated conclusion that every Microsoft service is compromised and Microsoft is powerless, using alarmist hacker terminology and “BTFO” as a mocking punchline. It is used as a reaction to cybersecurity breaches, corporate failures, or claims that a company’s entire infrastructure has been compromised. EN: A screenshot of a forum post shows a Mastodon-style post about Microsoft Azure, stolen State Department emails, and Chinese hackers, followed by green anonymous-board text listing a cascade of Microsoft compromises. The joke is the exaggerated conclusion that every Microsoft service is compromised and Microsoft is powerless, using alarmist hacker terminology and “BTFO” as a mocking punchline. It is used as a reaction to cybersecurity breaches, corporate failures, or claims that a company’s entire infrastructure has been compromised.

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