Acer Laptop DrSmacky Review

Acer Aspire AS7741G-6426 Notebook Intel Core i5 480M(2.66GHz) 17.3" 4GB Memory 640GB HDD 5400rpm DVD Super Multi AMD Radeon HD 6550M Customer Reviews of the Acer America AS7741G-6426 Do you own this product? Write a Review DrSmacky 4/19/2011 1:33:59 PM Tech Level: Owner Pros: -Outstanding specs for the price -Can easily run games at the highest settings. Ran the Orange Box at a constant 60 fps in video stress test. -Faster than a black pepper snake -10 years from now, you'll be walking around thinking, "Oh man that laptop I had was awesome before a raccoon covered in glue rolled onto it and ran out the back door." -Can handle free AOL trial CD-ROMs from Blockbuster -By leaning into the microphone and whispering "Summon Beacon" THE Mavis Beacon will drive over to your house in a golf cart and teach you how to type much like the potty scene in Ghost. -You can put a baseball card in the fan to make an awesome motorcycle noise -Can be used as a homeplate for a local little league baseball game provided the umpire has completed the proper training -Contains a secret easter egg of renowned actor Dan Aykroyd reading a list of available fonts -Parental controls to keep my 78 year old dad out of my private affairs -When plugged in battery lasts forever Cons: -Doesn't make dial-up noise when connecting to internet -Will not play Laserdiscs -When not plugged in, battery will eventually die and remain dead until recharged -Has an "all" button -Smells like vomit if you throw up on it -Can't travel through walls so if I'm upstairs and the laptop is downstairs, guess who isn't watching old episodes of Dr. Quinn on Hulu tonight? -Doesn't fit in standard American-sized pants pocket Other Thoughts: I'm worried that one day I'll be getting a drink from a water fountain and someone will come up behind me and slam my head down into it

A fake customer review praises an Acer laptop with increasingly absurd and impossible features, mixing genuine technical specifications with surreal claims about raccoons, Mavis Beacon, baseball cards, and Dr. Quinn on Hulu. The joke is that the reviewer treats ridiculous nonsense as serious product feedback, making this useful as a reaction to exaggerated reviews or hilariously unrealistic expectations. EN: A fake customer review praises an Acer laptop with increasingly absurd and impossible features, mixing genuine technical specifications with surreal claims about raccoons, Mavis Beacon, baseball cards, and Dr. Quinn on Hulu. The joke is that the reviewer treats ridiculous nonsense as serious product feedback, making this useful as a reaction to exaggerated reviews or hilariously unrealistic expectations.

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