LinkedIn Corporate Buzzword Definitions
geohot linkedin arc is something i didnt know i needed George Hotz · 2nd President at comma.ai (we're hiring, comma.ai/jobs) 19h · Some definitions: Connect -- Give me your time Partner -- Give me your money Collaborate -- Give me your time and money Explore -- Give me your time to discuss giving me your money Opportunity -- Way for you to give me your time and money Innovation -- A new way to use more of your time and money Can people please stop using these words. I have never gotten a message that uses any of these words that is worth responding to.
A dark-mode LinkedIn post by George Hotz defines corporate networking buzzwords like “connect,” “partner,” “collaborate,” “opportunity,” and “innovation” as increasingly elaborate ways to ask for someone’s time and money. The joke mocks startup and professional networking jargon, especially messages that disguise requests for unpaid labor, funding, or attention as exciting opportunities. It is used as a reaction to corporate buzzwords, LinkedIn hustle culture, and vague business pitches.
LinkedIn post screenshot / скриншот поста в LinkedInblack background / чёрный фонprofile photo / фотография профиляgreen glowing face / светящееся зелёное лицоman’s profile / профиль мужчиныblue Follow button / синяя кнопка Followtext post / текстовый постcorporate buzzwords / корпоративные модные словаreaction icons / значки реакцийcomment count / количество комментариевrepost count / количество репостовLike button / кнопка LikeComment button / кнопка CommentRepost button / кнопка RepostSend button / кнопка Send
- @gentoomemes / 5934 2023-08-23
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