First Nukige Masturbation Protocol

Playing my first nukige. When am I supposed to masturbate? Question I've just started Tsumiagui 3. Some scenes are very arousing but they aren't sex scenes with my favorite heroine, but more like a handjob or a blowjob with a heroine I don't prefer. And since I can shoot it only once a day (no judgment, please) I feel like I have to sit through these arousing yet undesirable scenes without climaxing. If I blow my load during a secondary character's blowjob, and then my favorite girl shows up 20 minutes later with full penetration, it feels like the session is effectively wasted. Here is my current protocol: • Handjob scenes: Passive observation, no touch. • Blowjob scenes: Slow edging allowed, but no climax. • Vaginal scenes (non-favorite heroine): Allow arousal to go up but stop at the 80% threshold. • Vaginal scene (favorite heroine): Full release permitted. But the issue is, if the game makes me too aroused that I get to 90% arousal level, and then a penetration scene with a mildly attractive heroine appears, I feel like I'll have to give in to my primal urges. In that case, I'd have to save before that penetration scene and go on with my day and then come back once my arousal is back to normal. But I don't know what will appear when. To mitigate this, I've introduced an emergency system. If arousal exceeds 80% during a scene with an unpreferred heroine, I immediately shut down the game and go for a walk outside. If I end up being unable to kick off my emergency system and I do reach 90% arousal during a non-preferred penetration scene, then I must make a decision based on the following criteria: 1. Quality of the context: If the context of the scene or its emotional resonance is a 9/10 or higher, she is temporarily upgraded to qualified. 2. Time of the day: If it's past 11:30 PM, in order to not lose sleep, I'm allowed to exercise the “no regrets act” which gives me a permit to elevate any undesired heroine or any contextually poor scene to the “qualified status.” It's like when deputies deputize people. If these checks don't match, then I don't play the game for 2-3 days and come back once I'm in the mood. What do you think? How should I approach this?

Автор рассказывает о начале прохождения визуальной новеллы для взрослых и описывает нелепый «протокол» выбора момента для мастурбации, учитывая привлекательность героинь, уровень возбуждения и время суток. Шутка строится на том, что обычное сексуальное возбуждение превращено в бюрократическую систему с порогами 80–90%, аварийным режимом, сохранениями и формальными критериями допуска, как будто это сложная игровая механика. Такой мем отправляют как реакцию на чрезмерно подробную, абсурдную рационализацию интимного поведения. EN: The author describes starting an adult visual novel and lays out a ridiculous “protocol” for deciding when to masturbate, based on heroine preference, arousal level, and time of day. The joke is that ordinary sexual arousal has been turned into a bureaucratic system with 80–90% thresholds, an emergency mode, save files, and formal qualification criteria, as if it were a complex game mechanic. This meme is shared as a reaction to an excessively detailed and absurd rationalization of intimate behavior.

• @eternalclassic / 71751 2025-06-27