I Wish to Be Immortal

Ah I wish to be immortal WI have faded into the silence. drift

A low-resolution animated clip shows a green, genie-like figure granting a person’s wish to become immortal in a smoky torch-lit cavern. The person then floats helplessly through darkness as the caption completes the ominous phrase “have faded into the silence,” turning immortality into eternal isolation and oblivion. Dramatic music heightens the absurdly bleak punchline, making it useful as a reaction to someone wishing for something without considering the consequences. EN: A low-resolution animated clip shows a green, genie-like figure granting a person’s wish to become immortal in a smoky torch-lit cavern. The person then floats helplessly through darkness as the caption completes the ominous phrase “have faded into the silence,” turning immortality into eternal isolation and oblivion. Dramatic music heightens the absurdly bleak punchline, making it useful as a reaction to someone wishing for something without considering the consequences.

Ah, finally. Let's see your wish. I wish to be immortal. That's gonna be fun. Well, as you wish. Ten to the hundredth power years have passed. The stars are gone. The galaxies are dark. Even the last black holes have faded into the silence. And there, in the middle of nothing, and laying underline edits drifted away, wishing he had never made that wish at all.

• @dustinthehead / 32836 2026-09-28