Choosing an OS Based on Your Life

Choosing an OS Do you fear technology? Yes No Is you daddy rich? Yes No Do you care about freedom/privacy? Yes No Do you have a life? Yes No

A static decision tree humorously chooses an operating system based on whether someone fears technology, has a rich daddy, cares about freedom and privacy, and has a life. The punchline is that different personality traits lead to Apple, Chrome, Windows, or various Linux distributions, poking fun at stereotypes in the OS debate. The clip uses the electronic track “Float” by silent collision, giving the absurd flowchart a slightly detached, playful mood that makes the joke feel like a dramatic personality test. EN: A static decision tree humorously chooses an operating system based on whether someone fears technology, has a rich daddy, cares about freedom and privacy, and has a life. The punchline is that different personality traits lead to Apple, Chrome, Windows, or various Linux distributions, poking fun at stereotypes in the OS debate. The clip uses the electronic track “Float” by silent collision, giving the absurd flowchart a slightly detached, playful mood that makes the joke feel like a dramatic personality test.

♪ silent collision — Float

• @dustinthehead / 32357 2026-08-19