Armored Wizard at the Restaurant

Wearing armor in public because 13% of the wizards are casting 60% of the spells

A person dressed in full medieval armor sits at a restaurant table, gesturing dramatically and adjusting their helmet while surrounded by ordinary diners. The joke exaggerates the idea that a small percentage of wizards cast most spells, so wearing armor in public is treated as sensible protection. Enya’s serene, dreamy song “Caribbean Blue” makes the absurd scene feel grand and mystical, heightening the contrast with the mundane restaurant setting. EN: A person dressed in full medieval armor sits at a restaurant table, gesturing dramatically and adjusting their helmet while surrounded by ordinary diners. The joke exaggerates the idea that a small percentage of wizards cast most spells, so wearing armor in public is treated as sensible protection. Enya’s serene, dreamy song “Caribbean Blue” makes the absurd scene feel grand and mystical, heightening the contrast with the mundane restaurant setting.

♪ Enya — Caribbean Blue

• @dustinthehead / 32304 2026-08-13