Everyone Starts With Windows

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NixOS master of computing possesses obscure knowledge very wealthy virgin Gentoo Linux rich professional understands macos is just a commercial unix os highly homosexual Windows 11 frustrating life of limitation earns a modest living works on legacy systems still plays with lego games... he has been... Void trans unemployed works on deadend opensource projects lives with parents linux path mac path back to windows path time to try something new! Everyone starts with windows

What it means

A flowchart shows a child starting with Windows, then branching toward Ubuntu, Linux distributions, macOS, and Windows 11. Each path is paired with exaggerated stereotypes about the users of different operating systems, making the joke a satirical commentary on tech elitism and Linux-versus-Windows culture. It is sent as a reaction to jokingly categorize someone’s computing journey or operating-system preference.

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