The 30 Year Old NPM Updater
THE 30 YEAR OLD NPM UPDATER > runs 'npm outdated' every 10 minutes, disappointed when no new updates > has never deleted /node_modules, *only* updates > updated to react 19 300ms after it was released > "ooh, 1287 new package versions, gonna need a little 'me' time" > can't wait to update to react 20 > "oh, dan abramov, i'm npm updaaaaaaaating!"
A bearded Wojak developer is surrounded by text describing an obsessive 30-year-old NPM user who constantly checks for outdated packages, updates React immediately, and refuses to delete node_modules. The joke exaggerates JavaScript dependency-updating habits and references Dan Abramov, a well-known React figure, as a humorous reaction to someone being excessively excited about package updates.
bearded man / бородатый мужчинаdeveloper / разработчикWojak face / лицо Воякаwhite background / белый фонblack text / чёрный текстbrown beard / коричневая бородаbald head / лысая головаcomputer programmer / компьютерный программистtext captions / текстовые подписиsoftware packages / программные пакетыReact logo absent but referenced / упомянутый React без логотипаnode_modules folder / папка node_modules
- @gentoomemes / 5747 2023-08-10
- Template
- Wojak
- Type
- image
- Size
- 800×387 · 57.5 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, obsessive
- Language
- en
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