Software Jobs Never Run Out
>>52495379 (OP) >SO WHY I'M LAID OFF!!!! >I GET 53468 EMAILS A DAY FROM RECRUITERS OFFERING TO BLOW MY COCK FOR $1.67 TRILLION TO MINIMUM!!!! >I'LL JUST QUIT AT GET OF THESE JOBS AND WORK THEM ALL SIMULTANEOUSLY UNTIL I EARN MORE THAN THE AGGREGATE GDP OF THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!!!!!! >LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN THE UNIVERSE IS SOFTWARE!!!!!! >I AM SMARTER AND HIGHER IQ AND MORE HANDSOME AND MORE VALUABLE THAN LITERALLY ALL OTHER PROFESSIONS COMBINED!!!!!!!! >THERE WILL NEVER BE A SHORTAGE OF SOFTWARE WORK!!!!!!!!!!
A furious, heavily bearded man rants that software workers are smarter, more valuable, and supposedly guaranteed endless job offers, despite being laid off. The absurdly inflated salary claim and boastful comparison with every other profession parody tech-worker arrogance and the belief that software jobs can never disappear. People send it as a reaction to layoffs, overconfident programmers, or unrealistic technology-industry hype.
bearded man / бородатый мужчинаlong hair / длинные волосыlarge beard / большая бородаangry face / злое лицоblack-and-white drawing / чёрно-белый рисунокtext post / текстовый постrecruiter emails / письма от рекрутеровsoftware work / работа в сфере программного обеспеченияcomputer programmer / программистjob listing / вакансия
- @gentoomemes / 5551 2023-07-30
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- absurd, arrogant
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