Software Developers Are Valuable
>>52495490 >SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS ARE MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY OTHER PROFESSION ON EARTH WHICH IS WHY I'M PAID $375K A YEAR TO MAINTAIN A DATING APP FOR HIV+ CHILDREN >OUR SKILLS ARE SO RARE, AND IN SO HIGH DEMAND, THAT WE WILL NEVER FACE A SHORTAGE OF WORK >THE PRICE OF TECH STOCKS IS IRRELEVANT >THE AVAILABILITY OF VENTURE CAPITAL IS IRRELEVANT >THE COST OF CAPITAL IS IRRELEVANT >OUR SALARIES EXIST AS SEPARATE CONCERNS, OUTSIDE OF THE BOUNDS OF THE BROADER ECONOMY >REGARDLESS OF ANY HYPOTHETICAL ECONOMIC SLOWDOWN, RECESSION, OR DEPRESSION, WE HAVE ALWAYS AND WILL ALWAYS DRAW 95TH PERCENTILE SALARIES BECAUSE OUR WORK IS __INTRINSICALLY__ VALUABLE AND REWARDED AS SUCH
A distressed-looking Wojak-style character accompanies an absurd anonymous forum post boasting that software developers are uniquely valuable and will always earn high salaries, even during an economic collapse. The joke is sarcastic: it mocks tech-worker overconfidence and the belief that developer salaries are detached from stock prices, venture capital, and the broader economy. EN: A distressed-looking Wojak-style character accompanies an absurd anonymous forum post boasting that software developers are uniquely valuable and will always earn high salaries, even during an economic collapse. The joke is sarcastic: it mocks tech-worker overconfidence and the belief that developer salaries are detached from stock prices, venture capital, and the broader economy.
- @gentoomemes / 5551 2023-07-30
- Template
- Wojak
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- image
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- 800×181 · 47.6 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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