Weekend Alone Greentext

>parents are out of town for the weekend >finally have some privacy and the house to myself >spent a half hour fucking myself with a big fat 8 inch dildo >various positions, doggy style, riding, missionary >by the time i'm finished i'm all slimy and covered in lube >sweating and panting, shivering and shaking >slumped over, collapsed on a wet towel on the bathroom floor >feeling like a pile of used fuckmeat >spend another half hour sitting in the shower recovering My knees are still shaking and I keep farting out lube. I would do this every single day if I could. Are you a guy or a girl? I need to know if I can beat my meat to this

A 4chan-style greentext describes someone spending a weekend alone masturbating with a large dildo, then being exhausted and joking about farting out lube. Pepe asks whether the poster is a guy or a girl so he can masturbate to the story too, creating an absurd and deliberately crude reaction punchline. EN: A 4chan-style greentext describes someone spending a weekend alone masturbating with a large dildo, then being exhausted and joking about farting out lube. Pepe asks whether the poster is a guy or a girl so he can masturbate to the story too, creating an absurd and deliberately crude reaction punchline.

• @about50posts / 6649 2021-02-07