/g/ Official Messenger Chart

/g/'s Official Messenger Chart What the fuck is status? October 12th, 2022 SS Tier Best of the best 1. PSTN number for both auth+identity 2. runs on CIA AWS 3. written by faggots, runs like a faggot's stool 4. moxie is a fag 5. i don't usually say this but kill yourself retard for recommending this status BRIAR briar is good jami A GNU package jami crashed the last time i tried it B Tier Pretty good Threema. paid kraut-ware, not bad XMPP don't use it, sorry [ matrix ] [ useless ] element extra useless CIA wickr F Tier Explain yourself. Telegram fast as fuck, great media capability, uses PSTN, which is gay, not private to telegram service, but at least it's not running on CIA AWS like Signal Chat Snatch juden Signal + FB = double kike skype Killed by Microsoft iMessage Key exchange hidden from user, and iOS conveniently has 9000 RCE bugs reachable from iMessage

A tier list ranks messaging apps and protocols from SS Tier to F Tier, with logos and sarcastic annotations about privacy, security, reliability, and political associations. The joke is that the chart mixes technical criticism with deliberately offensive /g/ slang, presenting personal preferences and conspiracy-laced complaints as an authoritative messenger ranking.

• @gentoomemes / 5008 2023-06-20