Fair Dice Random Number

int getRandomNumber() { return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll. // guaranteed to be random }

A handwritten code snippet returns the number 4, claiming it was chosen by a fair dice roll and is guaranteed to be random. The joke is the absurdly specific, fake certainty of a random-number function, often used to mock questionable randomness or arbitrary decisions. EN: A handwritten code snippet returns the number 4, claiming it was chosen by a fair dice roll and is guaranteed to be random. The joke is the absurdly specific, fake certainty of a random-number function, often used to mock questionable randomness or arbitrary decisions.

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