Discord Updates Nobody Asked For

WUDDUP GAMERS? XD (we, at Discord, are so quirky and relatable!) Wacky and cool catchphrase! We got some NEW features for your fat ass! -MORE spyware -shit nobody asked for -tacos (WOAH! CRAZY XD) -TOS update that no one will read or care about -REMOVED that pesky feature that was super useful! -ADDED a new cool feature, but you gotta pay 10 dollars a month for it! Oh, you pay nitro basic? Too bad, broke ass bitch. -And MORE unnecessary crap! ok bitch

A crude blue Discord mascot announces a sarcastic list of unwanted updates: more spyware, pointless features, a TOS nobody will read, removal of useful features, and paywalled additions. The joke mocks Discord’s update culture and Nitro monetization, so it works as a reaction to frustrating app changes or bad software updates. EN: A crude blue Discord mascot announces a sarcastic list of unwanted updates: more spyware, pointless features, a TOS nobody will read, removal of useful features, and paywalled additions. The joke mocks Discord’s update culture and Nitro monetization, so it works as a reaction to frustrating app changes or bad software updates.

• @gentoomemes / 4923 2023-06-13