Rust Has Too Many Dependencies

hello world rs hello-world.rs 🚀 hello-world.rs 🚀 Why rust(🚀) while its only 1 line and depends on 600 c bind crates? C in “c language” stands for Cringe and CVE 😂 R in “rust(🚀) systems programming language” stands for Rewrite, Robust, Reliable and Secure 🚀 I probably can write same code in c, but since rust(🚀) is rust(🚀), I need to (re)write in rust(🚀) 🚀 Wait its only time until rust(🚀) makes assembly memory safe. 🚀

A man wearing headphones laughs uncontrollably while scrolling through an absurd GitHub README for a tiny Rust “hello world” project that boasts about hundreds of dependencies and elaborate technical claims. The punchline is the exaggerated Rust programming satire: an extremely simple program is presented as massively overengineered, making the viewer’s escalating laughter fit perfectly with the silly song “Shmovin” by Silly Af Song, whose upbeat goofy mood amplifies the joke. It is used as a reaction to overengineering, programming-language arguments, or anything needlessly complicated. EN: A man wearing headphones laughs uncontrollably while scrolling through an absurd GitHub README for a tiny Rust “hello world” project that boasts about hundreds of dependencies and elaborate technical claims. The punchline is the exaggerated Rust programming satire: an extremely simple program is presented as massively overengineered, making the viewer’s escalating laughter fit perfectly with the silly song “Shmovin” by Silly Af Song, whose upbeat goofy mood amplifies the joke. It is used as a reaction to overengineering, programming-language arguments, or anything needlessly complicated.

♪ Shmovin — Silly Af Song

• @gentoomemes / 4797 2023-06-01