Pixel 7 Pro Technical Specs Rant

Crown Fuck off nigga this is a technology Yeah, my Pixel 7 Pro, GSM / CDMA / HSPA / EVDO / LTE / 5G, it's about 1,699 $ 7? (better 1.8? 89 (6.41 x 3.02 x 0.35 in), weighs about 217 g (7.7 oz), build Glass front (Gorilla Glass Victus), glass back (Gorilla Glass Victus), aluminum frame, with Nano-SIM and eSIM support, IP68 dust/water resistant (up to 1.5m for 30 min), LTPO AMOLED, 120Hz, HDR10+ (10-bit color), 1500 nits (peak), Size 6.7 inches, 110.6 cm2 (~88.7% screen-to-body ratio), Resolution 1440 x 3120 pixels, 19.5:9 ratio (~512 ppi), Corning Gorilla Glass Victus display, Android 13 installed by default but no need to unlock the bootloader to flash anything else. Chipset Google Tensor G2 (5 nm) CPU octa-core (2x2.85 GHz Cortex-X1 & 2x2.35 GHz Cortex-A78 & 4x1.80 GHz Cortex-A55) GPU Mali-G710 MP7, 512GB ROM, UFS 3.1. Triple 50 MP, f/1.9mm (wide), 1/1.31", 1.2µm, multidirectional PDAF, Laser AF, OIS, 4K@30/60fps, 1080p@30/60/120/240fps, gyro-EIS, 12 MP, f/2.2, 114° (ultrawide), 1/2.9", 1.25µm, Auto-HDR, panorama. Single 10.8 MP f/2.2, 1/3.1", 1.22µm, Auto-HDR, panorama. 4K@30/60fps, 1080p@30/60fps selfie camera, with gyro-EIS, expected, no 3.5mm jack, WLAN Wi-Fi 802.11 a/b/g/n/ac/6e, Bluetooth 5.2, A2DP, LE, EDR, with NFC, with no radio, USB Type-C 3.2, also with sensors such as fingerprint (under display, optical), accelerometer, gyro, proximity, compass, barometer, Ultra Wideband (UWB) support, with a battery Li-Po 5000 mAh, non-removable, 23W wired, PD3.0, 5.30 in 30 min (advertised), wireless, Reverse wireless, Obsidian colour, Performance Antutu 796369 (v9), GeekBench: 3187 (v5.1), GFXBench: 3416 (ES 3.1 onscreen). Display Contrast ratio: 1:1 infinite (nominal), Loudspeaker: 24/80 dB (voice/good), Endurance rating 83h Well yeah it's pretty good so it supports the feature this body is talking about

A screenshot shows an absurdly long, highly technical specification list for a Google Pixel 7 Pro, introduced with an aggressive joke and followed by exhaustive details about the phone’s screen, cameras, processor, connectivity, sensors, and battery. The punchline is the comically excessive amount of technical information: someone responds to a simple conversation with an overwhelming phone-specification rant, making it useful as a reaction to nerdy overexplaining or an unexpectedly detailed answer. EN: A screenshot shows an absurdly long, highly technical specification list for a Google Pixel 7 Pro, introduced with an aggressive joke and followed by exhaustive details about the phone’s screen, cameras, processor, connectivity, sensors, and battery. The punchline is the comically excessive amount of technical information: someone responds to a simple conversation with an overwhelming phone-specification rant, making it useful as a reaction to nerdy overexplaining or an unexpectedly detailed answer.

• @gentoomemes / 4791 2023-05-31