WADU Workplace Surveillance AI

WADU is on a different level. It is an artificial intelligence & machine learning system for workforce human behavior. Starting at the moment you arrive to the building, WADU is tracking you using facial and speech recognition. Most JPMC offices and branches have been outfitted with some of the best HD AV security cameras. 2 Whenever you are at your desk, know that there is a HD camera tracking you the entire time. WADU uses the array of HD cameras at the office to monitor all of your non-verbal body language all throughout the day. The collected information is then fed into the AI/ML system and it is used to update your WADU profile in real time. Every manager gets access to a dashboard that lists all the metrics about their subordinates. The productivity metrics about an employee start getting updated immediately after an employee logs into the system. If the employee is at the office, two bio-metrics are available, attention/focus and stress.

The image is a dark text screenshot describing WADU, a fictional or purported workplace-surveillance AI system that tracks employees with cameras, facial and speech recognition, and productivity metrics. The joke is that the system monitors workers so intensely that ordinary office behavior becomes data for managers, making corporate surveillance seem dystopian and absurd. It is shared as a reaction to invasive workplace monitoring, overbearing management, or AI replacing human judgment. EN: The image is a dark text screenshot describing WADU, a fictional or purported workplace-surveillance AI system that tracks employees with cameras, facial and speech recognition, and productivity metrics. The joke is that the system monitors workers so intensely that ordinary office behavior becomes data for managers, making corporate surveillance seem dystopian and absurd. It is shared as a reaction to invasive workplace monitoring, overbearing management, or AI replacing human judgment.

• @gentoomemes / 4599 2023-05-17