WADU Tracks Your Productivity

WADU is also able to detect keyboard pokers/bumpers and mouse jigglers/movers. It doesn’t matter if it is a completely external solution, WADU will be able to detect it by analyzing the repetitive input pattern. Your manager will be notified that your under suspicion of faking productivity. They will then connect to your session and see what is happening live. Action will be taken if the suspicion is confirmed. 5 WADU determines how productive you are by analyzing a variety of metrics about your session input. This includes words typed, mouse clicks, application activity, and many other things. The analysis also determines if someone is a unique contributor or if they are a regular worker. In overall rankings, unique contributors are always ranked higher than regular workers. The same analysis can also determine who is essentially dead weight. These people are ranked last. You may have noticed at some point that you started getting job postings sent to your personal email. If you click on any of the links in these job list emails, your manager will get a notification on your WADU profile that you are actively looking for a new job. Even if it was just browsing, it can negatively affect the employee who clicked the link.

A dark screenshot presents a supposedly workplace-surveillance AI system called WADU. The text claims it can detect mouse jigglers, fake productivity, rank workers, identify “dead weight,” and notify managers when employees browse job postings. The joke is an exaggerated dystopian take on employee monitoring and corporate productivity tracking, used as a reaction to invasive workplace surveillance and the fear of being caught looking unproductive or job-hunting. EN: A dark screenshot presents a supposedly workplace-surveillance AI system called WADU. The text claims it can detect mouse jigglers, fake productivity, rank workers, identify “dead weight,” and notify managers when employees browse job postings. The joke is an exaggerated dystopian take on employee monitoring and corporate productivity tracking, used as a reaction to invasive workplace surveillance and the fear of being caught looking unproductive or job-hunting.

• @gentoomemes / 4599 2023-05-17