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JP Morgan Monitoring Activities Policy

JP Morgan Monitoring Activities Policy

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Monitoring Activities JPMC may conduct monitoring as described in this document, and in additional notices that may be provided to you, subject to applicable laws and regulations. JPMC’s monitoring activities may include: • monitoring and logging of (1) traffic and usage data (such as routing, addressing, or signaling information, time and date stamps, sender and recipient details and file size) related to incoming, outgoing and internal electronic communications, including emails sent to and from JPMC accounts, chats and instant messages on JPMC-approved channels for business use (such as Bloomberg messages), and any other data moving across Systems (including internet traffic); and (2) Systems activity, including files or information accessed or downloaded from, or uploaded to Systems; • monitoring contents of (1) emails sent to and from JPMC accounts; (2) chats and instant messages on JPMC-approved channels for business use; (3) faxes sent to or from JPMC fax numbers; (4) text messages (SMS) sent to or from Systems; (5) files or information accessed or downloaded from, or uploaded to Systems; and (6) internet usage (including pages visited and searches made) (collectively, the “Content”); • monitoring telephone calls to or from JPMC work telephones as required or permitted by applicable laws and subject to any required notices; • capturing Workers’ physical presence at JPMC’s facilities via for example access badges and video cameras, which record activities at exits, entrances, corridors, and other public areas; and • logging hours worked if applicable to the Worker.
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A screenshot of a JP Morgan Chase workplace policy section titled “Monitoring Activities.” It lists extensive surveillance of communications, internet usage, telephone calls, physical presence, and work hours, making it humorous in the context of jokes about an AI overlord monitoring every employee action. EN: A screenshot of a JP Morgan Chase workplace policy section titled “Monitoring Activities.” It lists extensive surveillance of communications, internet usage, telephone calls, physical presence, and work hours, making it humorous in the context of jokes about an AI overlord monitoring every employee action.

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