Thinkpad Versus Macbook Professor

>at college >have a brand new Thinkpad >everybody else is using ipads, or some cheaper tablet, a few macbooks >professor is a huge macfag >tells us mac is the future and we are stupid if we don't get a mac >tell him he is wrong >he pulls me up to compare my laptop to his macbook >mine is faster, and better in every way >starts getting mad >he pours water over mine by "accident" >"oh no! your 90's laptop is dead! you had better go buy a new macboook after class today!" "Actually, this is a $2000 top of the range thinkpad, and it's water proof" >hold my still running laptop over his macbook and the water drains onto his and kills his >"the fuck did you just do? GET OUT OF MY CLASS!" >tried to get me expelled >they look at the security footage >come back next week and see a new lecturer. >he's a huge Linux/open source fag >has Richard Stallman picture on his thinkpad

A 4chan-style greentext story describes a student using a new ThinkPad at college while a professor aggressively promotes Macs. After the professor pours water on the ThinkPad, the supposedly expensive, waterproof laptop survives, while the student lets the water drain onto the professor’s MacBook and destroy it. The joke celebrates ThinkPad durability, Linux and open-source culture, while mocking Apple evangelism and escalating into an absurd revenge fantasy. EN: A 4chan-style greentext story describes a student using a new ThinkPad at college while a professor aggressively promotes Macs. After the professor pours water on the ThinkPad, the supposedly expensive, waterproof laptop survives, while the student lets the water drain onto the professor’s MacBook and destroy it. The joke celebrates ThinkPad durability, Linux and open-source culture, while mocking Apple evangelism and escalating into an absurd revenge fantasy.

• @gentoomemes / 4361 2023-05-03