Fundamentally Incorrect Web Software Rant

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fundamentally incorrect. sorry. websoftware as a service keeps the world spinning, cloud computing is necessary. ajax slutty services that bog down slow machines are a different matter altogether and wonderful tools like react get abused horribly by lazy coders....... but for anything that makes a registry edit or an alias edit (win/unix) should be retail, not service fun fact: i program in over 40 languages but i'm not hirable because i insist on clean code. there's not a framework in any language i read that's not leaky as fuck. speed coding hurts the user, hurts the market, and drives down the industry.

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A Discord-style screenshot shows a long technical rant about web software, cloud computing, AJAX services, React, clean code, and programming languages. The joke is the exaggerated elitist frustration of a programmer who claims to know over 40 languages but is unemployable because every framework is “leaky as fuck,” making it useful as a reaction to bad software, overengineering, or programmer gatekeeping.

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