WebDev in C Memory Allocation

WebDev in C in 2023 be like extern char __heap_base; static char *bump = &__heap_base; void *malloc(size_t s) { void *result = bump; bump += s; return result; }

A code screenshot jokes that web developers working in C in 2023 might implement malloc themselves using a simple bump allocator starting at __heap_base. The punchline is the absurd contrast between modern web development and low-level manual memory management. EN: A code screenshot jokes that web developers working in C in 2023 might implement malloc themselves using a simple bump allocator starting at __heap_base. The punchline is the absurd contrast between modern web development and low-level manual memory management.

• @gentoomemes / 4158 2023-04-24