21900 Times Computer Love
I am 40 years old I always coom with my computer. On average I have coomed lets say twice a day since 10. Never had a gf. 30*365*2 = 21900 I have made love to my computer 21900 times. Nobody loves computers more than I do.
A 4chan-style text post by a lonely 40-year-old man boasts that he has "made love" to his computer 21,900 times, using a crude calculation based on masturbating twice a day since age ten. The joke is the absurdly literal and disturbing expression of affection for a computer, contrasted with his admission that he has never had a girlfriend; it is shared as an ironic reaction to extreme computer obsession and loneliness.
- @gentoomemes / 4104 2023-04-23
- Template
- 4chan greentext
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- image
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- 562×175 · 11.1 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, dark
- Language
- en
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