The 20 Year Old Throoster

The 20 year old Throoster shoots massive carcinogen loads >hates multi-nation space stations >docks to one anyways his mere existence puts fear into space agencies everywhere, doesn't care doesn't even know anything about warranties, just fucking thrusts only use SSVP docking system, rams into it after seeing one +10000 launch delays, doesn't even know what year it is anymore "AAAAA I'M THROOSTING!!!!" extremely aesthetic robotic arm has never even heard of attitude control underperforms in real-life situations, explodes when accidentally touched shows the duality of man by saving the day thanks to previous fuck-ups waits until astronauts are close then begins the thrusting huge solar panels forces orbit corrections so that it can thrust again and again

An anthropomorphized space station or spacecraft is covered with labels describing it as a reckless, incompetent, sexually suggestive “throoster.” The joke parodies technical spacecraft language by replacing normal docking, thrusting, orbit corrections, and launch operations with immature sexual humor. It is used as an absurd reaction image for something dangerously overconfident, chaotic, or repeatedly causing problems. EN: An anthropomorphized space station or spacecraft is covered with labels describing it as a reckless, incompetent, sexually suggestive “throoster.” The joke parodies technical spacecraft language by replacing normal docking, thrusting, orbit corrections, and launch operations with immature sexual humor. It is used as an absurd reaction image for something dangerously overconfident, chaotic, or repeatedly causing problems.

• @gentoomemes / 4088 2023-04-22