Reality Distortion Field Apple Card

Reality Distortion Field Legendary Sorcery Wait in line for 4 hours and pay $600 for a Apple product no one you know has ever used. "A reality distortion field. In his presence, reality is malleable. He can convince anyone of practically anything. It wears off when he's not around, but it makes it hard to have realistic schedules." — Bud Tribble

A parody trading card depicts an Apple product launch as a powerful spell called “Reality Distortion Field.” The joke mocks Apple’s ability to make people wait in long lines and pay a premium for unfamiliar products, referencing the phrase used to describe Steve Jobs’s persuasive charisma. It is sent as a reaction to Apple hype, fan culture, or unrealistic promises. EN: A parody trading card depicts an Apple product launch as a powerful spell called “Reality Distortion Field.” The joke mocks Apple’s ability to make people wait in long lines and pay a premium for unfamiliar products, referencing the phrase used to describe Steve Jobs’s persuasive charisma. It is sent as a reaction to Apple hype, fan culture, or unrealistic promises.

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