Intern Deletes Every Password
Mar 24, 2023 drop table passwords; Resolved - Intern has been fired Mar 24, 23:30 UTC Identified - Found a backup Mar 24, 23:06 UTC Investigating - The intern fucked up and deleted every password. As a security measure, we've disabled logging in. Mar 24, 21:36 UTC
A fake incident-status timeline reports that an intern deleted every password, then reveals that a backup was found and the intern was fired. The joke imitates a serious service outage update while escalating the absurdity of the database disaster. It is sent as a reaction to catastrophic mistakes, bad deployments, or security failures. EN: A fake incident-status timeline reports that an intern deleted every password, then reveals that a backup was found and the intern was fired. The joke imitates a serious service outage update while escalating the absurdity of the database disaster. It is sent as a reaction to catastrophic mistakes, bad deployments, or security failures.
status page screenshot / скриншот страницы статусаincident timeline / хронология инцидентаdatabase command / команда базы данныхtext interface / текстовый интерфейсwhite background / белый фонred headline / красный заголовокblack text / чёрный текстtimestamp / отметка времениpasswords / паролиbackup / резервная копияintern / стажёрdeleted data / удалённые данныеdisabled login / отключённый вход
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- @gentoomemes / 3390 2023-03-25
- Template
- incident status update
- Type
- image
- Size
- 780×290 · 15.3 KiB
- Mood
- sarcastic, absurd
- Language
- en
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