Five Minutes After Invention

5 MINUTES AFTER iNVENTION OF WHEEL bro, literally the bro, the whole world is a wheel, turning round and round, an endless cycle of seasons and lives and realms--it all keeps turning, and it all keeps coming back around 5 MINUTES AFTER iNVENTION OF BOOKS bro, literally the bro, the whole world is a book, God is The Author of Being and he writes our names in the Book of Life. In the beginning THE WORD, bro. You see bro? 5 MINUTES AFTER iNVENTION OF COMPLEX GEARS bro, literally the bro, the whole world is mechanical, God is the Divine "Watchmaker," and the planets spin along predetermined paths according to the turning of cosmic gears! It's all just predictable mechanical paths from creation to here! 5 MINUTES AFTER iNVENTION OF COMPUTERS bro, i think i just figured something out-

A four-panel philosophical meme imagines what someone concludes five minutes after the invention of the wheel, books, complex gears, and computers. Each panel turns a new technology into an all-encompassing theory of reality, ending with the suggestion that computers reveal something profound. The joke mocks overconfident universal explanations and techno-philosophical pattern-seeking. EN: A four-panel philosophical meme imagines what someone concludes five minutes after the invention of the wheel, books, complex gears, and computers. Each panel turns a new technology into an all-encompassing theory of reality, ending with the suggestion that computers reveal something profound. The joke mocks overconfident universal explanations and techno-philosophical pattern-seeking.

• @gentoomemes / 3109 2023-03-14