Doomed Tech Startup Starter Pack

Doomed Tech Startup Starter Pack "Shift a paradigm" "touch base" "Dotcomference" "group synergy" "casual fridays" "My kids just got out of school so I need to take the rest of the day off. Oh and tomorrow Timmy has batting practice so I actually need the rest of the week off. Touch base soon!" "Their goal is to engage the Facebook crowd and energize them to activate with our Twitter and G+ feeds. We're looking for conversions here, but let's make sure our list is targeted so our CPA stays reasonable. We'll loop back around on Friday"

A collage presents the stereotypical “doomed tech startup” starter pack: corporate buzzwords, an arcade cabinet, an expensive coffee machine, an office chair, a crashing graph, a pool table, colorful office furniture, and absurdly vague work excuses. The joke mocks startup culture, empty business jargon, pointless perks, social-media obsession, and employees constantly postponing real work. It is shared as a reaction to dysfunctional companies, startup clichés, or corporate nonsense.

• @gentoomemes / 3031 2023-03-12