Ex-Girlfriend Fursona Unfollow

Anonymous said hey i’m really sorry because you were a really cool mutual but for the record i have to unfollow you because the purple creature in your profile picture (whatever she’s from) (or they sorry i don’t want to assume the beast’s pronouns) (i love all genders) looks almost exactly like my ex girlfriend’s fursona and i tried to ignore that for a while because i’m not the kind of who would unfollow someone because their creature looks like my ex’s fursona but get this: she drew her fursona hitting me (human) (i’m not a furry) (nothing against them) (i love all genders) with a car (honda civic) and sent it to me from a burner account on toyhouse. so needless to say i can’t keep doing this. i’m gonna miss your posts though you were a real one i loved when you would say s like “it’s (the ) wednesday post knuckles” !?!?!?!?!?!?

Анонимное сообщение объясняет, почему автор вынужден отписаться от взаимного подписчика: его фиолетовое существо напоминает фурсону бывшей девушки, которая нарисовала, как её фурсона сбивает автора машиной. Абсурдная чрезмерная вежливость и нелепые оговорки про гендеры, фурри и Honda Civic превращают обычную отписку в комичный драматичный рассказ. EN: An anonymous message explains why the writer has to unfollow a mutual: their purple creature resembles the ex-girlfriend’s fursona, which she once drew hitting the writer with a car. The absurdly excessive politeness and bizarre disclaimers about gender, furries, and a Honda Civic turn an ordinary unfollow into a comically dramatic story.

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