Cat Registered to Vote

Me: I filed three. All rejected. Showed her the letters. She read through them, expression shifting from confusion to disbelief. Clerk: Someone rejected the veterinary documentation? Me: Twice. Clerk: (called her supervisor over) You need to see this. Supervisor read everything. Looked at Felix. Looked at me. Supervisor: How did a cat get registered to vote? Me: You tell me. Supervisor: This is a data error. Me: Took you six weeks to figure that out. They dismissed Felix immediately. Apologized for the inconvenience. Supervisor: We'll remove him from the voter registry. Me: Appreciate it. Supervisor: (pause) Out of curiosity, how would he have voted? Me: Probably whatever party supports universal treats.

A person recounts a bureaucratic exchange after a cat named Felix is mistakenly registered to vote. The officials spend six weeks correcting the obvious data error, then ask how the cat would have voted, prompting the punchline that he would support whichever party promises universal treats. It is sent as a reaction to absurd bureaucracy, political satire, or pets being treated like people. EN: A person recounts a bureaucratic exchange after a cat named Felix is mistakenly registered to vote. The officials spend six weeks correcting the obvious data error, then ask how the cat would have voted, prompting the punchline that he would support whichever party promises universal treats. It is sent as a reaction to absurd bureaucracy, political satire, or pets being treated like people.

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