Criminalise the Purchase of Sex

Justice • Reduce the hours police officers need to spend in courts and hospitals • Ban conversion practices • £10m over the next three years to tackle retail crime • Increase the use of Football Banning Orders to stamp out dangerous and abusive behaviour at matches • Criminalise the purchase of sex • Make permanent a Fund to Leave scheme for victims of domestic abuse • Remove the so-called "crime of passion" defence of provocation in murder trials • Invest in community sentencing as an alternative to prison, as well as two new jails

A screenshot of a justice-policy slide lists several measures, including criminalising the purchase of sex. The joke comes from the highlighted bullet, which makes the image useful as an absurd reaction to someone proposing an unexpectedly extreme or hypocritical rule. EN: A screenshot of a justice-policy slide lists several measures, including criminalising the purchase of sex. The joke comes from the highlighted bullet, which makes the image useful as an absurd reaction to someone proposing an unexpectedly extreme or hypocritical rule.

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