Lost Land in the Metaverse

My net worth peaked at $1.2 million. None of it was real. I don't mean that philosophically. I mean it was located on servers that have since been turned off. I own eleven properties in the metaverse. Three in Decentraland. Four in The Sandbox. Two in Voxels. One in Otherside. And a beachfront villa in Horizon Worlds that I bought for $214,000 because Mark Zuckerberg called it "the next frontier." The frontier closed last week.

A fake social media post describes an enormous virtual real-estate fortune that vanished when the servers hosting the metaverse platforms were shut down. The joke mocks speculative metaverse investments and Mark Zuckerberg’s promises about virtual worlds, making it useful as a reaction to lost money, failed technology, or abandoned hype. EN: A fake social media post describes an enormous virtual real-estate fortune that vanished when the servers hosting the metaverse platforms were shut down. The joke mocks speculative metaverse investments and Mark Zuckerberg’s promises about virtual worlds, making it useful as a reaction to lost money, failed technology, or abandoned hype.

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