The Cat Has a USB Port

I HAD TAKEN MY CAT TO THE VET BECAUSE SHE WASN'T FEELING WELL. HE CHECKED HER OUT, THEN HANDED ME A USB THUMB DRIVE. Give it to her twice a day. I ASKED WHAT HE MEANT, SO HE SHOWED ME HER BACKSIDE, WHICH HAD A USB PORT AND AN S-VIDEO JACK. I never even noticed. HE EXPLAINED THAT EVERY CAT HAD A USB PORT, MOSTLY FOR DIAGNOSTIC PURPOSES. So... what's the S-video jack for? HE LOOKED AT ME LIKE I WAS AN IDIOT. ?? for video?!

A man takes his cat to the veterinarian and is told to give her a USB thumb drive twice a day. The vet reveals that the cat supposedly has a USB port and an S-video jack, leading the man to ask what the S-video jack is for; the joke is a silly pun treating a cat like a piece of computer hardware. EN: A man takes his cat to the veterinarian and is told to give her a USB thumb drive twice a day. The vet reveals that the cat supposedly has a USB port and an S-video jack, leading the man to ask what the S-video jack is for; the joke is a silly pun treating a cat like a piece of computer hardware.

• @memetutorial / 20313 2026-03-25