You Expand Sometimes

How tall are you btw? Omg I think like 5’5-5’7 You expand sometimes?

A dark-mode text conversation begins with someone asking for the other person's height. The reply gives a range, “5’5-5’7,” which is deliberately ambiguous because it can describe height or sexual expansion, making the final question unexpectedly suggestive and absurd. EN: A dark-mode text conversation begins with someone asking for the other person's height. The reply gives a range, “5’5-5’7,” which is deliberately ambiguous because it can describe height or sexual expansion, making the final question unexpectedly suggestive and absurd.

• @memetutorial / 20303 2026-03-23