Raw Milk Safety Advice

PSA for anyone getting into raw milk: The FDA doesn't want you to know this, but raw milk is 100% safe if you heat it up to 162°F for just 15 seconds, then cool it to <40°F within 2 hours.

A saucepan of milk is being heated on an electric stove beneath a post claiming that raw milk is safe after heating it to 162°F for 15 seconds and cooling it below 40°F. The joke is a sarcastic parody of conspiracy-style health advice, pretending that standard food-safety guidance is a secret the FDA is hiding. It can be sent as a reaction to obviously misleading wellness claims or dubious “hidden truth” posts.

• @memetutorial / 20172 2026-01-23