Lathe Misunderstanding in Smut Writing

dear smut writers, to lay means to wash/bathe/lap at. and it's in basically every sex scene ever a lathe is a machine that smoothes a spinning piece of wood or metal by cutting thin layers off it. and it's also in an unfortunate number of sex scenes so when you say things like this: lathing the underside of his cock I am imagining things like this: Is this what they mean by CNC kink? wasn’t a beautiful night. pesis is peeled

A screenshot of a social media post explains the literal meanings of “lay” and “lathe” in erotic writing, then reacts to the phrase “lathing the underside of his cock” with images of industrial machining. The joke comes from interpreting an exaggerated sexual metaphor as actual CNC lathe work, followed by absurd comments about peeling a penis. EN: A screenshot of a social media post explains the literal meanings of “lay” and “lathe” in erotic writing, then reacts to the phrase “lathing the underside of his cock” with images of industrial machining. The joke comes from interpreting an exaggerated sexual metaphor as actual CNC lathe work, followed by absurd comments about peeling a penis.

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