Job Offer After the Worst Goof

this time i will *NOT* tell the higher ups to give me oral sex over twitter. that's the kinda goof you only make once I GOT ME A JOB OFFER LETS FUCKING GOOOOO

A Twitter screenshot shows someone joking that they will not again ask their higher-ups to give them oral sex over Twitter, followed by an excited update that they received a job offer. The punchline is the absurd contrast between the sexually inappropriate mistake and the unexpectedly positive career outcome, making it a reaction to reckless behavior somehow paying off.

• @memetutorial / 19767 2025-09-20