Cursed Flickering Doll Lamp Listing

Hi, is this available? Description Have you been 98 years old for the last 200 years? Do you have 37 cats? Is there a room in your house filled with dolls in various stages of decay? If so, this ugly fuckin lamp may just be for you! Other than the fact that it flickers wildly at 3:30am - 4:00 am every night it’s fully functional. The thick tan and brown embroidery makes it perfect for any room where you want a light but still not be able to see a damn thing in the room that’s more than 4” away. Maybe you’re going to have a séance, spirits love this lamp, especially if they’re from the 1600s. Ever want to be cursed? This is the lamp for you. It’ll scare the shit outta you every day, and don’t try and throw it away, bury/burn it, or anything else because it shows right back up and it will be even more pissed. The only way to get rid of the curse is to sell it to someone - seriously somebody help me, I’m in hell and sometimes i get possessed, ahhhh - NO HE DOESN’T! ahh arg what just happened. Anyway, it’s also great for rooms that psychics use for readings Selling for the low price of - YOUR SOUL - 10 dollars! Get it before it’s too late!

В скриншоте объявления продаётся уродливая лампа с потёртой вышивкой, которая якобы мигает по ночам, связана с духами и проклята. Продавец преувеличивает её мистические свойства, а внезапная фраза «NO HE DOESN’T!» создаёт впечатление, будто лампа или одержимый продавец вмешались в объявление. Шутка — в абсурдном сочетании обычной распродажи, хоррора и попытки избавиться от проклятого предмета, поэтому изображение используют как реакцию на жуткую, странную или подозрительную вещь. EN: A listing screenshot shows an ugly lamp with worn embroidery that supposedly flickers at night, attracts spirits, and is cursed. The seller exaggerates its supernatural properties, while the sudden “NO HE DOESN’T!” makes it seem as if the lamp or a possessed seller has interrupted the listing. The joke is the absurd combination of an ordinary sale, horror, and an attempt to get rid of a cursed object, so the image is used as a reaction to something creepy, strange, or suspicious.

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