Minute Rice Military Resume
DREAM JOB: Federal employment PROUDEST ACHIEVEMENT: My military service SPECIAL TALENT: Can cook Minute rice in 5-8 seconds
A sailor’s profile lists federal employment as his dream job, military service as his proudest achievement, and absurdly fast Minute Rice preparation as his special talent. The joke is the exaggerated cooking claim, presented like a serious résumé achievement, making it useful as a reaction to ridiculous boasts or unlikely skills.
sailor / морякwhite sailor hat / белая матросская шапкаnavy uniform / военно-морская формаportrait photo / портретная фотографияblue background / синий фонrésumé profile / профиль резюмеred circle / красный кругtext panel / текстовая панельMinute Rice / рис быстрого приготовленияcooked rice / приготовленный рис
#military / военный#military service / военная служба#sailor / моряк#résumé / резюме#federal employment / федеральная работа#special talent / особый талант#fast cooking / быстрое приготовление#minute rice / рис быстрого приготовления#absurd boast / абсурдное хвастовство#reaction / реакция#мем / meme#шутка / joke#ирония / irony
- @about50posts / 6476 2021-01-10
- Type
- image
- Size
- 425×346 · 23.3 KiB
- Mood
- absurd, sarcastic
- Language
- en
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