90kg Stone Is 300m Away
Babe come over Can't, I'm a 90kg stone But I'm 300m away
A text-message conversation is shown above a medieval siege scene with a trebuchet. The joke is that instead of being unable to visit because he is far away, the speaker claims to be a 90-kilogram stone that can be launched 300 meters, turning a romantic invitation into absurd medieval artillery humor.
text message screenshot / скриншот текстовых сообщенийspeech bubbles / облачка сообщенийtrebuchet / требушетmedieval castle / средневековый замокstone projectile / каменный снарядcastle wall / стена замкаriver or moat / река или ровgray cloudy sky / серое облачное небоcrowd of people / толпа людейwooden siege structure / деревянная осадная конструкция
- @about50posts / 5505 2020-08-09
- Type
- image
- Size
- 340×604 · 31.1 KiB
- Mood
- absurd
- Language
- en
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