Learning Magic for BlackRock

Me learning Kabbalah jewish magic so I get an interview at Blackrock

A man in a temple-like setting performs increasingly dramatic mystical hand gestures and appears to wield glowing energy while other people move behind him. The joke is that he is learning Kabbalah and supernatural “Jewish magic” purely to secure an interview at BlackRock, exaggerating career ambition and conspiracy-like ideas about elite finance. The slowed music, Julius Kingsley’s “beat it (Slowed),” gives the sequence a dark, cinematic, self-serious mood that makes the absurd premise feel epic. EN: A man in a temple-like setting performs increasingly dramatic mystical hand gestures and appears to wield glowing energy while other people move behind him. The joke is that he is learning Kabbalah and supernatural “Jewish magic” purely to secure an interview at BlackRock, exaggerating career ambition and conspiracy-like ideas about elite finance. The slowed music, Julius Kingsley’s “beat it (Slowed),” gives the sequence a dark, cinematic, self-serious mood that makes the absurd premise feel epic.

♪ Julius Kingsley — beat it (Slowed)

• @deenya_md / 26389 2026-06-04